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“Contrary to the belief of coworkers, neighbors, distant relatives, and Mr. Dempsey himself, this so-called ’hopeless’ man actually still had one infinitesimally small shred of hope, which he became aware of in the process of losing said last shred of hope,” said noted therapist Dr. Eli Wasserbaum

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Why. So. Real

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

The article is about personal loss resulting in hopelessness. However, I feel like its not actually about that...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

The article is 25 years old.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The bar has gone so low it melted in the earth’s core

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