I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both

The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie

This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

I'm quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don't feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.

Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.

Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

guy who only says dumb shit

hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad

This seems like a D&D encounter

When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.

I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot "the tall guy."

Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.

Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.

Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you

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