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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

Nah, it's been tried before, and we've determined the roles are most efficiently split between two people.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's just 6 roles per person!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sometimes you need a Josh. Sometimes you need a chad.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Rock guy is the wildcard fun guy.

Bottle guy is the liability guy.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but combo guy will have to work seven days a week.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You can definitely combine that further down into 2-3 guys with overlaps if you find the right people.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Better still, I'll fix your whole life so you don't need a car! 🤯

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

There's quite a few things to fix. Please get started

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Is this post secretly a logic question?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sort of like a Venn diagram question.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Classic BudgetBandit, always saying some dumb shit!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'm quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don't feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

guy who only says dumb shit

hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This seems like a D&D encounter

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

And everyone who is walking through those glass shards

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot "the tall guy."

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

hello tall guy, i am the short guy

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Buddy that spot is taken, don't make me sic The Muscle on you

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

i miss wtmmp

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