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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Hahahahahahaha!

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[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago

You already deserve to be gored to death for trophy hunting, but if you try hunting something called the Black Death, you're just asking for it.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Naw, I can take him! Hold my beer!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

rc__buggy was never heard from again

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Built different, eh 😂

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

This would be more suitable in an "uplifting news" community

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

In this case, literally uplifting? By the horn puncture wound?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

How? It's ACTUALLY uplifting, not Corpo Apologia

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Right, and this is Lemmy, not Facebook

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Doesn't feel like it sometimes.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago

“On Sunday, while on a hunting safari with us in South Africa's Limpopo Province, Asher was fatally injured in a sudden and unprovoked attack by an unwounded buffalo. He was tracking it together with one of our professional hunters and one of our trackers. This is a devastating incident, and our hearts go out to his loved ones.”

Go fuck yourself Coenraad and Vermaak Safaris. Unprovoked my ass. You were trying to murder the Buffalo. Also, stop calling this shit hunting. You can’t lead a millionaire douchbag with a gun out into a ranch with a tracker and call him hunter. Are you going to pull the trigger for him too?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

"I was trying to kill him and he attacked me completely unprovoked!"

Would not hold up in court if we were talking about humans.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The buffalo was unprovoked?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You ever look up what the proceeds of those safaris go to? Usually, to animal conservation efforts and to pay the people who stop poachers. If you don't believe me feel free to look it up. And usually the "targets" of these safaris are from problem animals or animals who have become too much of a burden to care for.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

But is he okay? Getting shot at can be traumatic. I hope he's okay.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

And I thought feel good news articles were dead. It's good to know journalism can still bring a smile to my face occasionally.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hope the buffalo is ok. Imagine minding your own buissnes, and a murderer comes and takes shots at you.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

In all fairness, this was truly self-defense. I would do the same if I was a buffalo.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

"Hunter" guided to the largest target out there, somehow still misses so bad, the target pummels him.

👏...👏...👏...

We have one less Elma Fudd.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He must have not been a true millionaire. I hear they're invincible. Only way to prove you’re one of them is to try this shit and see if you’re killed.

Other similar options: Submersible near the Titanic, riding in Boeing aircraft, orbiting in a Tesla, being on the slicing end of a guillotine. All voluntary of course.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I see the problem. He is targeting a land-based species, but has his weapon and attention on something in the air. A common, but fatal, mistake. Shoot for the moon, land on the horns of a buffalo.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I love the responses in the content section. Good riddance to this fucking guy and let those safari parks crumble.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Billionaires < bees/buffalo; beautiful!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

bash: bees/buffalo: No such file or directory

bash: beautiful!: command not found

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Awh no. I have none of the knowledge of this skill base to fire back...

Erm....

Gnu bash any of trump's sons next?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Would love to see that active, but lemm.ee is dead. Sadly.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh no!! 😭

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

To maybe add a little bit of perspective on the why of his hunting a Cape Buffalo.

The danger of getting maimed or killed is an integral part of the hunt for people like him. This time he lost to the hunt and the Buffalo won. And this is not considered the most dangerous land animal in Africa to hunt. That honor goes to Hippos. Evidently they don't much respect getting shot with .500 nitro Express......

I won't shed a tear for him, but I do understand his thoughts.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Black Death > white rich man.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Texas Watkins.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

In loving memory of your demise

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

So why do they call it Black Death, anyway?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Probably because it was a super friendly albino buffalo.

Couldn't he hunt some non-named buffalo? This is like trying to shoot Kirk instead of a red shirt.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Why is South Africa underlined?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My guess: It's a link. This news website likely will show other South Africa news if you click it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

hOw CoULd gOd LeT tHiS hAppEn To mE! tO mEeEeEeE!!!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Based buffalo

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is the buffalo keeping a trophy?

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