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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I swear sometimes it feels like it waits for the right time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

You need to slowly shuffle that man with a knife onto company time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

🎶 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime... 🎶

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you gotta, you gotta. We're all just slaves of our digestion.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In more ways than one. There is credible evidence that your gut bacteria play a non-trivial role in your personality, and especially on what food you want to eat on a given day. You like food that your gut biome likes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does my gut biome like food that makes me fart?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe its like soda to them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My gut biome wants new friends to play with 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

in soviet blahaj zone, poop knifes you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As someone who suffers from anxiety, the poops give me more anxiety and lack of access to bathrooms gives me anxiety which causes me to poop even more. It's a never ending cycle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"But what about the pain and risk of constipation by holding the poop in?"
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."