This is not how I want to read an article.

Whiny man baby angry that he can't break his toys

That reminds me. Anyone here ever hear about the bureaucratized rape in West Virginia coal mining camps back in the day? If a man was injured and couldn't work his wife could take "Esau scrip" which she would have to pay back with her body. Capitalism! The entire situation is a stark reminder that capitalists wil LITERALLY rape and murder you to protect their position.

I have ear damage because games love to release nuclear bomb levels of sound when they boot for the first time.

Simple. Because they don't want or need to. As long as they have their cancerous wealth nothing else matters.

One of the youtubers I watch, James Stephanie Sterling, has transitioned wonderfully and looks so much happier, healthier, and more alive. They really seem to have found themselves and it's awesome to see.

The virginity is less of an issue than 31 years of loneliness. Like, people say you don't need a relationship to be happy and that's true, but it really doesn't fucking help in the slightest. It's just a pointless platitude from people who don't understand the pain.

The Lego is there because he stepped on a lego once and it was clearly the government's fault.

Not even a good meme. It reads like every conservative mass of buzzwords they call a joke.

"Things I don't understand make me scared!"

Lies. Girls myth. Me never seen.

What's crazy is I hear unionization is usually more expensive to fight against, but these CEO's are essentially morally opposed to it. Every time I hear stories of these people their lives would have been so much easier and their businesses more profitable but they just cannot stand people unionizing.