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[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 117 points 1 year ago

another good one to sneak in there... thai zero-width space: U+200B

cant see it, nothing reads it, and it makes everything error. : D

[-] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Came here to say fuck the zero width space. I spent 90 hours in the depths of solr looking for this fucker who brought down our entire search index.

[-] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I deal with shy hyphens a lot. They don’t display unless there’s a line break, so they get copied from various word docs or websites and end up in a database somewhere waiting to piss me off.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 8 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing that they pasted code from inside Microsoft Word.

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[-] anton@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

‏The right to left mark (U+2000F) can also be fun.

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[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 80 points 1 year ago

Pretty much any ide will spot that. Maybe you can use it to teach your colleagues not to use a plain text editor.

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 31 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna need the vi guy to teach me how to get this functionality in nvim pls--don't make me leave

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

The plugin YouCompleteMe would show a warning on that line

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 6 points 1 year ago

Thank you masterchief Veidt! (I had to do it, best name ever)

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[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In VSCode (yeah yeah MS bad, I have to use it for work) it puts a yellow box around the charcater, which I don't immediately recognize the meaning of and highlights the line as "identifier "blah;" is undefined". It's not like your gunna spend all day on it, but that could waste a couple minutes if the dev wasn't paying close attention, which is "fun prank" territory.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago

Can you choose to use VSCodium instead? It's practically identical, but isn't controlled by MS.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

The reason it's de facto mandatory is due to some in house extensions, assuming they work with this I could, but I also don't particularly care about my privacy on a work machine. But I will be checking this out for my personal stuff!

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

The extensions should work still. It even still integrates with the same extention marketplace. It's the same software, just the open source part without the MS stuff —which honestly, I have and do use both and I don't know what the difference is.

It's definitely worth checking out. If it doesn't work for you then still nothing is lost except a small amount of time, but I'm willing to bet it does.

[-] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 13 points 1 year ago

You can pry my vim and nano from my cold, dead hands!

^(I use an ide sometimes)^

[-] Soot@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I mean sure, but it'll still likely leave 'em scratching their heads for a while before they go "I guess I just.. replace the semicolon..?"

[-] sxan@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

That's the plain text editor Helix. In a terminal. Over ssh. On my phone. Which I can do because I'm not using a dumb IDE.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Developing on a phone sounds like one of the most unpleasant experiences I can imagine. And I include dinner with my ex.

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[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

fr*cking rust ruining the fun sicko-wistful

[-] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago

You can't err out rust.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

Okay fuck you op

[-] paequ2@lemmy.today 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

IDE users pretending compilers don't exist.

$ guix shell gcc

[env]$ g++ test.cpp 
test.cpp:4:16: warning: `0;' is not in NFC [-Wnormalized=]
    4 |         return 0<U+037E>
      |                ^~~~~~~~~
test.cpp: In function ‘int main()’:
test.cpp:4:16: error: unable to find numeric literal operator ‘operator"";’
test.cpp:4:18: error: expected ‘;’ before ‘}’ token
    4 |         return 0;
      |                  ^
      |                  ;
    5 | }
      | ~

Look ma, no IDE! 😸

[-] scott@lemmy.org 20 points 1 year ago
[-] chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

Tried to figure out which was which by googling, but it seems they are both read as semi colon, however you can see the difference in the characters. Wild

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[-] unyons@feddit.org 16 points 1 year ago

This is indeed some next-level fuckery.

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[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't see a problem

#include <iostream>

#define ; ;;

int main(){
  std::cout << ";\n";
}
[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Whoa the font on the Lemmy web UI actually renders them differently!

[-] AddLemmus@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

With the "wonderful" tooling at work, we use Skype for Business. Naturally, that is not the primary place to send around code and configs, but a 1-liner or 2-liner happens.

You can't believe the nonsense it does when you try to copy & paste it. Spaces get turned into non-breaking spaces etc. Looks completely normal when pasted directly into vim on a console, but will give "odd" error messages.

[-] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago
[-] AddLemmus@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

At this point, even Microsoft wants them to stop using it, but they are stubborn and try to keep it running until they turn off the lights the hard way.

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[-] waigl@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

There is no wise way to use that information.

But the foolish ones could be entertaining.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Any half-decent editor/IDE/command line tool will scream at you about this; plus there's version control which should help you spot it as well.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wow!

This seems to be further evidence that the process for assigning UTF entities has been thoroughly corrupted.

You can (apparently) copy/paste this on mobile:

";" (Greek question mark)

";" (Semicolon)

You can even render it in HTML:

    &#894;
    &#x37E;

And it's included on Wikipedia, because of course it is:

Because I'm not sure what my mobile client will actually do with this comment, here's the link to the HTML entity I used:

Also there's plenty of other character joy to be had:

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 6 points 1 year ago

If I don't understand what's happening here but want to, should I research Unicode in general or something else?

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unicode is a way to encode the things that humans use to write stuff into a computer.

ASCII is for example another way, as is EBCDIC.

All these methods translate squiggles that we've used for centuries into something that can be represented inside a computer.

For example, the letter "A" is under ASCII represented by the number 65.

This post is pointing out that there are two characters that look identical, but have different numbers, which means that what the user sees is identical, but what the computer sees is different.

This is the basis for much tomfoolery.

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[-] scott@lemmy.org 5 points 1 year ago

What exactly do you think you can do with this?

[-] socsa@piefed.social 17 points 1 year ago

Chaotic evil linting rules

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Take someone’s source code, replace all semi colons with Greek question marks and see if they can compile. But as others said, any IDE will help.

[-] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Not all! Just one or two per file.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 4 points 1 year ago

Just the last one, right before the EOF.

Speaking of EOF, I wonder what a heredoc might do with this 😇

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[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 5 points 1 year ago

mess with whoever has the least modern ide? I'm sure there's something else too hold on

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Would probably be more effective to mess with Linux config files that use semicolons. Especially if it's run as a daemon because Systemctl doesn't always return helpful error messages for configuration errors.

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