submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

9 comments fedilink hide all child comments

...But I'm afraid I can't fillet.

top 9 comments

sorted by: hot top new old

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

me who pronounces it "fi-lay": 🤨

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

OP trying to fuck the fish, that's why he got fired

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

You should take the job, just for the halibut

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

It's worthwhile, but nothing to carp about.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I heard the fishmonger's a real bass

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

You’ll never catch them playing koi, tfs

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Net pay is to scale though.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fish.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

If you can't filet fish, then fill a chair and let me teach you.

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2025

57 points (85.2% liked)

Dad Jokes

19553 readers

321 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS