Is 19 minutes supposed to be a long time to take a shit?
It takes me 20 to 45 minutes on average. I tried adding more fiber to my diet. Nothing changed so I just assumed this was normal.
Are you on your phone while shitting?
Of course. Can't poop without it. I have ADHD, so the brain needs to be stimulated constantly during every waking hour.
And before we had cell phones with internet connections, it was books. I've had toilet reading material for as long as I can remember.
Nobody likes a narc.
That kid taking a FAT SHIT or what?
This happened to me when I was 9. Kid was indeed still taking a fat shit. AMA
What was it like taking a fat shit?
I don't know.
Why do 12 year old boys take long showers?
Ah so you were 12-year-old nark then huh?
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