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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

https://github.com/Shadlock0133/cargo-vibe

I thought it was a joke, but this is actually viable and even configurable

By default, cargo-vibe will, on success, vibe full strength for 3 seconds.

You can change that by setting CARGO_VIBE_PATTERN environment variable. For example, to set it vibe for 1.5 second on 20% strength, you can do:

CARGO_VIBE_PATTERN="0.2 1.5s" cargo vibe <cmd>

You can also set full patterns of vibes to run, by separating them with slashes /. Here is one example:

CARGO_VIBE_PATTERN="0.4 1s/0.6 1s/0.8 0.75s/1.0 0.25s"

Wait, there's more! https://github.com/funkeleinhorn/cargo-shock

To let Cargo Shock trigger your shock collar use: cargo shock build

To use it everytime you can alias cargo="cargo shock".

Cargo Shock can also be combined with other tools like Cargo Mommy and Cargo Vibe like this: cargo mommy vibe shock build ...

And they have a really slick site: https://openshock.org/

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Now I'm imagining some poor Sub being made to successfully code something in a horrible language in order to unlock a chastity cage 😅

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

daddy knows you can solve this brainfuck code golf~ you have 3 more compile attempts before your key gets melty-weltyed~

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Physical keys, in 2025? No thanks, id rather use this wifi accessible remote lock that we got a great deal on the chips for (because they were cracked 10 years ago). /s

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

remote access by hackers is a feature not a vulnerability >:3

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

The management at work is always pestering me about how we could improve our developers' performance... :3
Obviously the company would need to invest in some new hardware first. Or maybe BYOD would be better in this case..

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's disgusting, I can't believe there are people who use Rust

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

WTF I JUST READ

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hehe I know who inspired you to make this post & where you got that image from :P

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