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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    SCP Agent: What's in the box?

    SCP Scientist: Nothing

    SCP Agent: So, what's the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee...

    SCP Scientist: You don't understand. Our measurements show that there's nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn't contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It's a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.

    SCP Agent: ...

    SCP Agent: Is that bad?

    SCP Scientist: Very.

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