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[–] 142 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is he dating the Epstein files? The fucking president of the country doesn't get the luxury of space, he is beholden to the office to answer to the people. What a joke of a country.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Politicians are public property. Property doesn't get fucking 'space'.

    Johnson just let the world know that he sides with child rapists. May the next Saint Crooks have better aim, and start with Johnson

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  • [–] 107 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It must be so hard suffering the mildest of consequences of your own actions.

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  • [–] 79 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Here I am, regularly feeling guilty about whether maybe I accidentally insulted someone with my autism, while people like these lie openly, constantly and with impunity. A conscience really is a goddamn hindrance in this world rather than a net positive.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    A conscience really is a goddamn hindrance in this world rather than a net positive.

    Sort of. People without a conscience and without the power, privilege and/or social tools to abuse that often also end up pretty badly. Like how narcissism can lead both to (unwanted) social isolation, or even prison time, and then also sometimes to a successful business/political career or creating your own adoring cult, depending on other factors, both intrinsic and extrinsic to the person.

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    He's the president. He doesn't get space. Ever.

    That's literally the job of the president. It's not luxury. It's work.

    But this jackass in the oval office has never worked a day in his entire fucking life and doesn't understand that concept.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago

    Those children needed space too.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "So-called Christian helps to cover up a giant pedophile ring"

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Isn’t that a fairly normal thing for Christians?

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The space Trump actually needs is a 3x4m prison cell.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago

    Trump needs ‘space’ for a specific purpose: avoiding the consequences of his crimes. Republicans are always ready to give him that space.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Awww does the felonious pedophile need space???

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    [–] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I am happy to give him space... in a maximum security prison cell, all alone until the very end.

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Oh, good. For a moment there it almost seemed like Johnson had a spine.

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    Last week: "We need to release the files."

    This week: "Dear leader said no. I never implied anything different."

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Plenty of “space” on golf course.

    Do your job. Oh wait. You are. Protecting yer guy.

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    "Listen bucko, this is Congress, specifically a Republican Congress. We serve two people here, the president and the ownership class. Notice how I didn't mention voters? They can go fuck themselves. Didn't we make that obvious with the Big Disgusting Bill?"

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    The more he runs away from this the more likely that nobody will believe whatever explanation he lands on to dismiss it. Even if there really isn't a list, and he really isn't on it, and they present some evidence that proves it conclusively, there's zero shot anyone will believe it.

    The conspiracy vibes are so strong that even reality couldn't kill them.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago*

    he needs space to be spaced

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Presidents don't "get space".

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Trump needs a kick to the balls, that's what he needs. And then another one, until everyone on earth had the opportunity.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Actually, Michael, what he needs is to be fully outed as one of the pedos his base so vehemently abhors.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Just so we're clear, he's completely within his rights — per the landmark 1849 case Cowboys v. Indians, which famously established the "time-outs and tag-backs" precedent.

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Mike Johnson made me loathe christianity. He's a smarmy little cunt germ.

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  • Yes, I agree, Mike. Airlock, it is.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Space to rape more children.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    There are a couple Republican threads hyper focused on some “Obama written” Russian files thing. And how Hillary’s emails have only “scratched the surface”.

    No idea. Except it sounds like they’re grasping at straws of distraction. Even so, the Repub people are eating it up.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "They haven't deleted and scrubbed Trump's name off the documents yet , so we need more time."

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He should take a one way ride up in a Starliner. Plenty of space for him in there.

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I agree with Johnson. Let's eject our rapist-felon president into space.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    If by space you mean being thrown into a black hole then yeah. But seriously trumps a child fucker and the GOP is trying to hide it.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Aww poor baby is stressed because everyone knows he fucked a child.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Luckily Johnson has a huge gaping space for Trump to release into.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Looks like someone had a conversation with Mikey.

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  • Fuck you Johnson.

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