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[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

I've made microwaved hard-boiled eggs exactly twice. The first time they came out perfectly. The second time they exploded with so much force the door blew open, despite me doing everything exactly the same. I will never microwave eggs again, but I'm happy for your success

[-] myplacedk@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I was told that the trick is to not have the egg in its shell.

Take a cup, fill it one third with water, then crack your egg in the cup. Now it can't build up pressure, it can't explode.

It microwaved without exploding. As I took it out of the microwave, it exploded. It went everywhere. The floor, the ceiling, every cabinet door. I count myself lucky that I didn't get boiling hot egg in my eyes.

Also, the noise attracted attention from everybody in the house, no way to just discretely clean it up before anyone noticed my stupid experiment.

[-] my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 11 points 10 months ago

That sounds like superheated water to me. When you heat water in a microwave it can reach temperatures above 100C without boiling, if you disturb the water in that state it boils instantly and explodes.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Now it can't build up pressure, it can't explode.

Oh, it can. I tried this, just without water.

It microwaved without exploding. As I took it out of the microwave, it exploded. It went everywhere. The floor, the ceiling, every cabinet door.

This. Thread. Is. Useless. Without. Pics 🤣🤣🤣

[-] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I like to put egg in microwave ramen sometimes. But you have to swirl it a bit first and break the yolk.

I used to just plop one or two eggs directly into the bowl with the ramen, and microwave it all at once. But this happened to me, thankfully it did it inside the microwave. But I was at work, it was very loud, and soup was dripping out of the door.

Not fun.

[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

I do it frequently, but I open the egg and put its contents to teamug and microwave that. I can put multiple eggs in a single mug. This way I don't have to mess with hot shell, and I won't burn my fingers.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Isn't that just poached eggs?

[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I'm not as gourmet as you, I call them "eggs made in microwave"

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I use that trick to make scrambled eggs. Need to add a bit of water, and for some reason, a dash of vinegar, top it with a paper towel.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

Will this work with soft boiling? (I would think so but might be hard to get the timing right?)

[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Yes, but set the timer for a bit shorter time. I had to play a bit to find the best timing on my microwave

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Microwaves have "hotspots". They usually have a rotating platter inside, to expose the contents more evenly to it. Smaller things, can cook differently depending on placement.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago

I don’t want to alarm you, but do not approach the egg lest a tiny face hugger will jump out at you

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Check your vents for any creatures

[-] hall72@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

😁😁 Will do! I thought an alien chestbuster figure would fit perfectly on top of the egg.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

it's the only way to be sure.

[-] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Looks like an egg from Aliens.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

PRO TIP: Make scrambled eggs in a coffee cup. Great trick for a meal at work!

Crack the egg in a coffee cup, add a dash of water and vinegar, whip up with a fork, cover with a paper towel, nuke it for X seconds. 90 seconds seemed about right last time I did this, YMMV.

No idea why the vinegar and paper towel are needed, but it don't cook right without those elements. 🤷🏻 I sometimes use Tabasco for the vinegar addition.

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 1 points 10 months ago

I read here that it firms up the egg whites, but not in the presence of the yolk, so I'm not certain what the point of the vinegar is either. The water could just be for helping the egg cook and not become too rubbery.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 10 months ago

The shell is good for you but I advise chewing thoroughly.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Isn’t that just a microwaved egg?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

You trying to downplay greatness?

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I’m just asking where and where does the boiling happen?

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If I were the kind of guy that ate eggs regularly, I'd probably have tested whether poking some holes in the shell would avoid it exploding as violently as they tend to due to the buildup of pressure. I normally poke holes with a thumbtack when I boil them in a pot, but only one in each end. But yeah, maybe more than one hole in each end would be enough to alleviate the pressure, combined with setting the microwave to a lower wattage when cooking.

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