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This devout man believes in being kind to all God's creatures. However, if they try to invade his vegetable garden then he's quite happy to hand out advice on how to destroy the pests! His job is to watch lovingly over the simple folk of his parish, although some say he prefers to keep an eye on his beloved vegetables, especially the carrots.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This devout man believes in being kind to all God’s creatures. ---> looks like a cinnamon roll

However, if they try to invade his vegetable garden then he’s quite happy to hand out advice on how to destroy the pests! ----> could actually kill you?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Its extra creepy that my kid just put this movie on 30 minutes ago and here I am seeing a post about it on Lemmy while it's playing on the TV in front of me.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

oh crap, i must be your kid

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2025
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