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[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Looked it up — for anyone curious, it's a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

So multivitamin juice?
Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

the whole dev team was sent to gulag after this

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent...

[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago

New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

Contains X% juice.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Now in stores, for only undefined

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Sale! Only NaN!

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

And sugar, of course.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago
  1. I'd try it
  2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Where is the default fruit picture

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Better?

Edit: It is advised to temporarily turn off dark mode

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Moo(u) juice!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

It's the default for a reason.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Love me some default_juice

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Supply and demand. How many default fruits have you seen? They’re rare.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Give me more of that default_juice

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's largely acceptable!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

When the government gives you a free meal

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