In that burrow on the side of the road, idiot

Shit, did you say Clintonville? I'm at Clintondale. >_<

I dropped the baked Beanis and I'm too embarrassed to come now

We're at the volunteer arson department for the Hexbear mud wrestling contest you dummy, check the calendar

I drove all the way from Butler where I was for the anniversary of our big wet boy's ear piercing. Were you guys the motorcycle squad at the Sheetz in Harrisville?

ooooh who's ready to splice that gas line so we can suck up some baloons of the rhydo

I brought one million beers

sorry i got called in to communism today

You're in the wrong place, we're actually here

Hillary killed me for being too based and now I am a ghost, goodbye~

Even fire departments sell ad space in america?