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“Their learning curve was actually negative,” Lindell said. “The more time we gave them to complete basic land-based tests, the more pitiful their efforts became, with many of them opting to bask in the sun rather than perform a simple task.”

https://theonion.com/study-dolphins-not-so-intelligent-on-land-1819568299/

There is an aquarium supply store near me that has an open-top mudskipper display with a tree in it. Those guys definitely can climb trees.

For a fair comparison, I need to see the chess program give me my grandma's family recipe for napalm.

Journalists are not the source of the claim that LLMs are the path to AGI.

I would say it's good journalism to take the claim of "general purpose" intelligence by AI companies at face value and see that it doesn't hold up. Making outlandish claims allows for silly comparisons

They say en passant was invented to justify an illegal move from LLM

Yeah, that's an unfair comparison because LLMs aren't smart enough to play chess. They're better at Candyland

Never mind the fact that keeping a squid in a tank they’ll kill themselves within the day as well. We do not know how to keep adult squid in captivity.