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Curiosity got the best of me.
All vertebrates and fish fit this category it seems.
Things that don't: insects, arachnids, crustaceans.
And sea stars are in our category. If you always thought of Patrick as more relatable than Squidward, now you know why
See, human beings are really a lot of tubes. And all living creatures are just tubes. And these tubes have to put things in at one end and let it out at the other.
Then they get clever about it and they develop nerve ganglia on one end of the tube—the eating end—called a head. And that’s got eyes in it, it’s got ears in it, it’s got little organs—antennae and things like this—and that helps you to find things to put in one end so that you can let them out the other.
Well, while you’re doing this, you see, the stuff going through wears the tube out. And so that the show can go on the tubes have complicated ways of making other tubes, who go on doing the same thing. In at one end, out the other. And they say, “Well, that’s terribly serious! That’s awfully important; we’ve got to keep on doing this.”
-Alan Watts
https://www.organism.earth/library/document/tao-of-philosophy-6
All humans are single tract passing through a fleshy exterior wall. We are just big doughnuts.
“Teenagers Are All Assholes” —Texas Meat Purveyors’ golden oldie
- there’s a Leonard Cohen line that fits here that I can’t quite recall
“Let's not kill with knives so easily Society's gift to the world There is no good reason to hurt somebody If you want to stab something, stab your heart Listen up boys take it easy There's a place for you somewhere It's probably right in front of you Find yourself Open your eyes
Teenagers are all assholes Teenagers are all assholes Teenagers are all assholes Teenagers are all assholes
Don't torment your friends and neighbors Someday you'll see you are small There is no good reason to assault somebody If you wanna beat someone, beat yourself Stress can give you good energy Stress can be lots of big fun Are you really running on your own rail Find yourself Open your eyes”
- Texas Meat Purveyors
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