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'Programming in 2035' – The Jenkins (thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com)

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Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2025/07/10/programming-in-2035/

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

This is a misrepresentation. When the assistant has found a way to turn my

get_ice() -> ice

function into a

get_ice() -> ice_factory(water=blood_sacrifice(NULL, NULL, NULL, 11, (NULL, NULL, "9"}), cold=None, hard="yes")

and rewrote my test system from scratch before I could cancel, I'm not slapping, I'm crying.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Combine this with Kubenetes (Universe Edition), each Cloud Function™ spawns a parallel universe and takes ice (e.g.) from it, then destroys all souls and mountains and rivers in it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/pQMuSotWCEs#t=11s

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Dude should be careful he might just get ICE to show up for attacking the murder dog.

this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025

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