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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (3 children)

my cat's name is basically pronounced "cookie", but gets spelled kouki. found it a pretty interesting name because it means hope and/or happines depending on how you write it, it fit pretty well because i got him to help with my depression. and i think it worked pretty well. he is also very handsome.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Got a tux Norwegian forest cat we've named Rorschach. Also goes by "Love Shack" and Shaq

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have an orange cat named Crash and everyone goes “oh like Crash Bandicoot?” And I got “No like Crash Team Racing” and it still is funny to me.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My girlfriend named her cat Neko. I named him Potato.

He often responds to Dumbdumb.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like a person, a cat's full name is only ever invoked when it has done something wrong.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cats have three names, the everyday one, the fancy longer one and their private personal one.

It's completely normal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also read The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had a cat named Jet. His full name was Jet Blackjack Miami Brown.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Sounds like the name of a detective in a 70s' blacksploitarion satirical crime dramedy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yet his LEGAL name was undoubtedly Meowmeowmeow.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Dread Ensign Westley Snipes Crusher

This is the orange menace himself, The Dread Ensign Westley Snipes Crusher.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My cat's name is Nancy Reagan. She's almost lived up to it. And no, she doesn't like you either and if you try to pet her you'll get what you deserve.

Some cats have official titles. I had another cat whose title was "Chief Inspector." He was known to do home invasions and conduct snap inspections of my neighbors houses. He had more friends in the neighborhood than me.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Uhh Nancy Reagan was known as the blowjob queen of Hollywood so....

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Please do not the cat

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nancy Reagan, the blowjob queen?

The OG Throat GOAT?

The THROATUS?

That Nancy Reagan?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I still dream of adopting a group of cats named Magnus Nyarlsen, Hikaru Nakamewra, and Gary Catsparov

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

One of our cat's name is Hazel. It's short for Hazelnut Megalodon

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of my cats is Sadie The Goat (the cat).

She had a really bad eye infection when we got her from my in-laws farm and we thought she'd lose an eye so we gave her a pirate name to be safe

She ended up not losing the eye but its still a fitting name

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried to name my cat Lou (short for Lucifer) but eventually he got renamed Mao because he is loud and vocal and apparently we name animals by Pokemon rules in my house.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I have a Shiba Inu I call Levi. But it's short for Leviathan J Foxtrot.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I recently got a cat that I named Fraldinha ("Skirt Steak" in Portuguese) because the person that gave it up had named it Li-Fraumeni after a genetic syndrome. He is now called Felipinho (Lil' Phillip), but also answers to Pest and Toe-biting son of a b****.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I've got a cat that answers to Sweets because she's such a jerk. We added that to her name to remind her not to be a jerk.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are... are they looking through space and time?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

My cat's name is Possum. Not really a crazy name, but it has caused confusion before.

Once I was picking her up from the vet and said "I'm here to pick up Possum."

Then the lady at the front gave me a confused look and said "We don't treat Possums here."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

We used to have a cat we named Julia Hackensplatter, because when we first got her she was so sick she'd cough and shitspray all over the place.

(She got better though, and lived quite a long time after a lot of love and meds.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is brother and sister Yeti and Sassy (short for Sasquatch). Yeti has only one eye.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Mum named a stray that adopted us Honeysuckle Rose.

Once it grew balls we called it Ralph.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

One of our cats "misty" is really named "Mistinarperadnacles Hai Draco".
The brother is "smaug"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

My late cat Dinah had the full name: Dinahsaurus Dinah the Dinahnator, but we often called her a list of other names. Dinahsaur was her favorite.

Now I have Ryuji aka chicken nugget, nuggie, tiny tiger

Yusuke aka Void Boy, Boy, Mr. Yusker

Yonah aka Yoyo, Demon, Evil One, Brat Cat, Yoner

Kimchi aka Kimmers, Kimmy, Kims, Kimcher

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dog name: Calypso

Cat name: Chunky Tomato Soup aka Dr. Poopenheimer aka Soup Doopington Esquire III (the third)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I don't think I've ever had a cat that didn't have a half dozen nicknames 🤣

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Legal name is Bubba since I don't know how to change it on his electronic tag (still registered to me)

For short ,he is Shadow

His full name is, Shadow The Master of Darkness and Deception.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Mine goes by Bitty, short for Bacon Bit as she's canonically the reincarnation of a stray I once lured in with slices of bacon.

I almost always refer to as The Bitty, in honor of The Cheat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have one cat named Luci, Short for Lucifur.

Another cat called L.T. which is short for Lieutenant Columbo homicide detective with the LAPD.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Marvin

Marvin T. Rainwater

In college we ordered all of our pizzas under his name. Damn cat loved pizza.... lol

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

We've proposed "Routey" (pronounced like "Rudy") as a nickname for a future pet named "Littleton/Route 495" (named after the MBTA Commuter Rail stop). You could also do "Tony" but that's less fun.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of my cats is called Jack, but her full name is Captain Jack Sparrow. My dad named her when he was drunk on the first day we got her, after we found her in our garage as a kitten. Idk why he chose that name but I loved it so much I instantly agreed and we overruled my mom's attempts at rejecting it. I always make sure to tell vets her full name so they can put it in her file.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have in my menagerie of cats:

Gamera: Guardian of The Universe; Nicknames- Gambi, Gambini, Gamberooni, Grayby

Gyaos (pronounced Gauss); Nicknames- Gyaos-a-mouse, Mouse, Goose, Goose-a-moose, Moose

Drax The Destroyer; Nicknames- Droopy, Droops, Droopy-poopy, Drax-attacks, Drakattaka

Marceline the Vampire Queen; Nicknames- Marcy, Moops, MooMoo, Marmie, MooMoo Bean the Stinky Queen

Cookie; Nicknames- Cook, Cookie-Books, Bookie, Book

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

My frog's name is The Missile because he is eepy

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

My male cat name Is "max" but for us Is "Maximilian von blistifer I" or in short "mr blisti"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

We call one of my cats Soup. It's short for Soup Can

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I’ve got a Mrs. Big Kitty. Her late husband was Mr. Bunny Rabbit. She was enormous and he had thick fur like a rabbit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My cat's legal name is "About a girl". The cattery named her. But we call her Muffin

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