The real reason..

Reasons the ocean doesn't suck:

It imploded that submarine full of billionaires.

You can't walk on it

Skill issue.

Whales are like "we had legs and didn't like it. Twice. Typical topside bottom dwellers."

Spongebob knew what was up

Mammal traitors is such a hilarious way to describe whales

Complain about darkness but like the weirdos that dwell in the darkness? Odd take lol

Don’t diss manatees like that. They are giant floating ocean potatoes with a temperament somewhere between snorlax and a puppy.

What makes us mammals is, at least in a linguistical sense, being brestfed. My first thought on the traitor thing, was "grow some breasts". Turns out, whales do have nipples

can't walk on it

Then how come Toad the Wet Sprocket has a song about walking on the ocean? 🤔

You mean the original turn coats?