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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Quit being a little bitch, Billy. He's not even facing you; just backstab him and collect your experience points and we'll pawn his gear in the morning.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

I like how the house looks like an average suburban home with medieval fantasy decorations. Is this the future of Middle-Earth?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Why did I enjoy that so much? Right down to the mom's look as she left. Sheathing the axe. Marginally solid.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

middle-earth middle-class sub-urban

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

Hit him with a pillow will knock him unconscious. If you want to be human put a cup over him and slide a piece of paper under and let him roam outside.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Do we still get to loot his stuff?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Always. That's the point

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago

Doing the dishes with her axe, nice.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wouldn't it make significantly more sense and be significantly less sexist if it's just a grinding wheel used to sharpen weapons?...... Jesus

It's like two pixels

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I mean, that extra line does make it look like a plate, so I understand the confusion.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean that's literally what a grinding wheel looks like. Just go look up photos on the Internet. They have a tapered edge just like that

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Is she single?

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago

They had Gelatinous Cube for dessert that night, the remains are hard to get off the plates with anything less.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but Billy probably has like 1hp.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago

Billy clearly needs the exp then.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

And the loot.

Oooh, a keyring of fire resistance!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

As long as he attacks first, he'll be fine, right?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

There's a archnemesis origin story in here somewhere

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