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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but...what was that third thing?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Why does it say both "his" butt and "my" own butt at the same time!?

Omg he must have invented inter-dimensional butt-smelling, the absolute divine dream!? :-P

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Because they changed the quote from first person pronouns ("I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt") to third-person pronouns, but didn't change the last one. Also, they spelled "stupid" wrong.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Arguably, this way conveys the point moar effectively than it would have otherwise? :-P

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

A wizard did it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Replace that "my" with "his" and I would totally wear this on a t-shirt

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It also says that it is "studid"...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

"and the word 'dog' with the word 'son'."

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I've been called 'ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly' but never 'ugly-ugly'

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

If only Stupid wasn’t misspelled

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yep. They called me "Kid Gorgeous."
Later on, it was "Kid Presentable."
Then "Kid Gruesome."
And finally, "Kid Moe."

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