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[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nope avoid going into churches at all times.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

I'd be looking for a naughty Zoot who needs a spanking.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Way to apparate without being summoned and you're not even a novelty account, good show sir.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

do you think the scene should have been cut?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I actually have no clue what this could be in reference to haha. I've just used this name for the last 20 years or so and haven't ever really attributed a reason for it.

Most people just think it refers to some form of getting high, but this is the first time I've ever heard someone to refer to Zoot in this way haha

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I should really watch Monty python that was amazing lol. Thank you

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Naughty girl!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Did they leave the beacon on again, which just happens to be cross shaped?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A little bit of peril is good for you.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Clearly that's where the best loot is.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Eh. Maybe if it was purple loot.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Only if you want to end up in a vampire orgy. So yes.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The tricky part is: getting bit only once and making it out in one piece instead of being a snack. Or, no, wait - was that werewolves? I forget.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

This is yet another moth post, isn't it?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I've seen a few raves held in old churches so definitely.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's a night club ~Detroit that was a church, then abandoned, and then an illegal rave hotspot (late-90s) before it went legit before the cops could have it torn down β€” and they really leaned into the "desecration of hallowed ground" thing during the latter two versions. (Henry Rollins even complimented them to that end during one of his storytelling events there [~'99, IIRC?])

FWIW: in the US, churches & related buildings are NOT subject to building codes & similar safety regulations, so DO NOT BUY/RENT them without thoroughly inspecting the structure, documented history, and fine print!! 🀒πŸ₯² "Insurance" will not save you or your money β€” as if it would anyway, in this era. 🀌🏼

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

There's a light over at the Frankenstein place...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

There's a light burning in the fireplace.

There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Take off your pants first and slam open the door when you enter. That removes you from the horror genre.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I suggest you hold out for a Scooby-snack.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Could be a rave.

???

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Some people have no survival instincts. Those idiots would tell you to stay out. Go in, that's where the free drugs are.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If you're too old for the priest, maybe.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No one's too old to hate-fuck a priest. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Might as well, seeing as you're already in there.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You're saying those are the Corolla's brake lights inside?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Which one's the ominous light?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

/c/askouija

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

RRRRoooxxx-anne
you don't have to put on the...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I'm just now seeing that you beat me to it by a couple hours. 😜 Here's my favorite version of that song. (a travesty that it's not available as a standalone track, IMHO)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I appreciate you for this link. I know the scene but never would have thought of it again b/c of my previous disgust.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think there's no other way. Be sure to save first, and stock up on your supplies.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Heck yeah you should! Why did you even ask!?

Go!!!!! Report back! It'll be fun!!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Probably just the priest doing his stuff.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Somebody better call Kevin Bacon!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

It’s Vekna!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Do Alice and Ray live there?

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