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After a quick internet search, apparently there are novelty penis toothpicks out there
Bah shit. It’s all been done, there’s nothing original anymore.
And there's already a thing called dicks picks, a series of grateful Dead live recordings
The name is too confusing, some befuddled man would end up using it on his junk.
You can just say bachelorette parties. Most of them seem to be pretty trashy. Source: I've been to Nashville and seen 90 Day Fiance.
God, 90 Day is the epitome of modern trash TV. My mom watched all of it a couple years ago, spinoffs too.
It's fucking insane. I've never sat down and watched a full episode, but I've seen enough. This one girl's sisters were trying to get her to go to some strip clubs without her fiance knowing (bachelorette party), they said they'd help her lie about it. There was this guy that actually did go to strip clubs and bought lap dances (bachelor party, with brothers in law, no one told the fiance). Nashville... those god damn party vehicles. Day drinking in a bus? Cmon.
Last year I started sending a friend Valentine's day Dick pics. That one was Warren Beatty as Dick Tracy. This year was Dick York.
"how many dicks can you fit in your mouth!?"
Or bachelor parties
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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