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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Useful_Bread6268 on 2025-07-08 07:04:53+00:00.

Pretty straightforward story. There's a hot tub place I have gone to for years. I visited back in March and wanted to go again and figured I'd bring a date this time. Packed my swim trunks and went off to have a relaxing evening. Get there, pay, there's a little locker room type room where you can shower and change clothes and I'm in there getting ready while date is waiting on the hot tub. I strip down to slide on my swim trunks and they won't go over my thighs. Same trunks I wore back in March and they were always a little tight but not this bad. There was no squeezing into the shorts- I looked like I was trying to wear a child's clothes. After a few minutes of struggling, I accepted that it's time to retire the shorts. This is how I learned I need to lay off the pizza for a while.

Ended up hot tubbing in my boxers. Still a good date. But maybe future dates will consist of me trying on clothes ahead of time to ensure they fit.

TL;DR I got too fat to wear my swim trunks.