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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 86 points 10 months ago

Marx failed to consider the very thing, he, wrote thousands of pages about. Tragic really.

[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Marx famously wrote the communist manifesto while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event

[-] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 78 points 10 months ago

Conservatives believe value is pulled from the aether by priests who are capable of communing with factories.

[-] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

The crazy fuckin thing is this is what they're accusing socialists of doing in the comments:

All of that sounds like it is intelligent, but the premise that value is in the object rathet than of the object makes it entirely moot.

There was more than one comment like this. Everything they say is further proof they've never once read a book and understood it, much less any socialist literature. Otherwise they wouldn't say shit like this knowing it's yet another essential concept in Kapital.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

What gets me is how they don't consider reading socialist theory, even just as opposition research. You'll find plenty of socialists who have read economists like Keynes and Rothbard, politicians like Obama and Bush, or even nonsense like Mein Kampf and the Unabomber manifesto. I know I've read these authors, not believed a word of it, but took the time to understand what they were saying and what arguments they were making.

You don't see this among liberals and reactionaries post-Cold War. They're so high on the End of History narrative, they no longer feel the need to do any due diligence. Condoleezza Rice, for example, has a degree in Soviet Studies. It's why she rose through the ranks of the GOP: she was one of the foremost experts on communism from a NATO perspective. But she's been tossed aside, with everyone jumping on the Trump Train.

You'd think they would consult her regarding the current Russian-Ukrainian War or something....nope! Degrees are for nerds (plus she's black).

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[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Conservatives think that value is pulled by the heroic owners like teeth from the unwilling, slothful, slovenly working class, and Im starting to realize that when I point out to them that wage labor under capitalism is inherently exploitative by forcing one to work for their survival needs they think this is a good thing

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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago

The lazy bourgeois economist's "takedown" of Marxism inevitably rests on dodging the arguments, because if you take Marxism dead-on they get bodied.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago

A fundamental weakness of socialism is that they don't understand that exploiting WTO enforced 0% import-fees implemented by SAPs and designed by the IMF to keep them in a debt-trap after a deal made with a dictator installed after CIA backed coup, I sell a pallets worth of pencils back to the company running our sweatshop in that poor country (where we pay the men $1/day (and that's only possible because women do all the other social work for "free" at home)) but I charge $1k per box of pencils so I can transfer all the profit made by them to our European office and this is actual how the value is created. Also, they don't even need pencils.

[-] InappropriateEmote@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago

smuglord

He knows all about what makes value, and understands history and how it unfolded, proving him right again and again. Marxists have never really thought about value before, and history? Marxists have been shown to be wrong over and over again. It's just history, Marxists, sorry if you don't have any framework to understand it.

This one is really causing me to twitch. Usually this kind of thing doesn't get to me, but the deep smugness behind the sheer ignorance, the smarmy certainty in their beliefs that are the exact absolute opposite of reality - it doesn't get more pure than this.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

That post is nothing but circular logic holy shit. "CEOs create value and we know this statement is true because CEOs said so. You Marxists don't understand history."

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

gigachad: “If you love experts and the exceptional so much, then perhaps The Experts^TM^ are right about both climate change being real and also racism being for stupid people?”

frothingfash: “Not THOSE experts! Economics is the only academic field that deserves respect!”

gigachad: “The Experts^TM^ in economics also say income inequality is bad.”

frothingfash: “FUUUCK YOU! wall of text akin to something Sephiroth would say

Right wing? More like the wrong wing, am I right?

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've never seen a more pristine example of a straw man, let alone in the wild. Value is fundamental to what constitutes Marxist theory. It's like claiming Garfield hates pasta. Even beyond the strawman, I'm reminded of this quote

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops" - Stephen Jay Gould

At which point ~~he's~~ the OP, Nick Tyrone, is going to pivot to "Capitalism lifts people out of poverty" and "it's not 0 sum" and "it's not violent, only the state is violent because starvation is a baseline" so the beauty would be wasted on him.

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[-] DornerStan@lemmygrad.ml 45 points 10 months ago

Iteration #90878720 of "Marx failed to consider [something Marx talked about in the first four pages of Capital]"

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He has a whole book titled "Value, Price, and Profit" more of a pamphlet, but it's still longer than anything this goober would read

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[-] prole@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago

Marx for like 3,000 pages: trust me bro, value is just there and we just gotta take it bro

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago

I did not spend hours of my life listening to somebody rant about linen in an audiobook to see somebody say Marx doesn't know what the fuck "value" is

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 10 months ago

we've all heard of the labor theory of value, but how about saturation and hue?
checkmate tankies

[-] TommyBeans@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

Guy has never heard of the labor theory of value, that’s embarrassing.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago

Someone must have told him about it last night because his most recent tweet sez:

"To all the socialists: the labour theory of value, posited by Marx, is total horseshit. Reality has disproven it again and again."

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 46 points 10 months ago

Despite liberals best efforts, I have yet to see a capitalist turn a tree into a chair by only throwing money at it.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

They can also try thinking great ideas at it. Just have to really visualise that revolutionary (lol) new recliner design you thought up last night

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[-] shallot@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

If the money is coins and you throw them hard enough it’s kinda like water jet cutting

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Look if you can get a chair from that I'm willing to overlook the fact that throwing is labor

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[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

😂 if labor didn't create value, why would anyone labor or pay someone to labor?

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago
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[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

Capital volume 1 chapter 1: still managing to foresee and address reactionary “got-ya” moments 158 years later.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

is this an example of a valuable idea created by a talented person?

what value, Gentle Nicholas, did the market assign this valuable idea? surely it is worth millions upon millions and yet you have chosen to give it away, like a turd-eating child of fools.

clearly you should keep these gems to yourself and only exchange them, quietly, with the wealthy aristocrats that can afford the splendor of your mind-diamonds.

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

This really is an incredibly pure gem of ideology

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 10 months ago

Talented people with ideas? Clearly, he must be referring to workers.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Sorry, the idea is money. Also the talent is money. Also I get all the value because I had the money.

[-] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

The talent of being born to a rich family

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

the value of healthcare and housing is non-obvious to the people, you need innovation. Which is why i'm launching my rent price derivatives in la on the blockchain, so that people can reduce exposure to housing prices

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Um, actually, Marx never wrote about "value" at all. He does have a bunch of texts about something called "Wert," which if I'm not mistaken is a non-cancerous form of viral growth usually occurring on the hands or feet.

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

“All value is caused by your betters determining it is worth something! And your betters all determined what they have is valuable and you aren’t!”

Holy appeal to authority, batman. Who wants to tell them being condescending is not a good substitute for evidence?

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago
[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 10 months ago

This is why i will never like free speech, people with absolutely 0 knowledge in a subject say things with all the confidence in the world.

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[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

We should be more forgiving. Nick Tyson clearly finished reading volumes 1-3, but forgot the first half of vol 1 as it was at the beginning of his journey.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

Fuck AI slop, obviously, but the “Grok is this true” schtick is fast becoming a guilty pleasure

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

The labour theory of value: The value is just... like... there man. It has nothing to do with going to work and doing labour.

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 26 points 10 months ago

And he ends the statement with a sprinkle of great man theory

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

[anti communist preacher voice] Karl Marx was always talking about the labor theory of value, but what we need today is to return to family values

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

kelly Faker Theory of Value

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

That beard is not hidding anything, Nick

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