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Em dashes and emojis

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

My keyboard has them - โ€“ โ€” git gud

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Bullet successfully Dodged, Anon.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Isn't "It's not you, it's me" the ultimate example of parallel sentence structure? Lol

But let's be real, it's more like...

๐Ÿ’” Here's three reasons reasons we're breaking up:

  • Our personalities don't match-- according to (made up citation) people with you type are toxic.
  • Your idiology doesn't match mine-- you don't believe in White South African genocide.
  • We aren't compatible-- our personalities aren't complimentary.

And so on. Lol

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

There needs to be a "what you can do" with a green tick emoji

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Em dash will sour your milk and lose your car keys. It will cause your socks to become odd pairs and fart in the lift when your crush alights. Em dash is responsible for the failure of the mars climate orbiter but ran a successful misinformation campaign against SI units.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

I'm so sorry your chat bot broke up with you :(

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Finally, something worse than being broken up with via text.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I use em AND en dashes...

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