My keyboard has them - – — git gud

Bullet successfully Dodged, Anon.

Isn't "It's not you, it's me" the ultimate example of parallel sentence structure? Lol

But let's be real, it's more like...

💔 Here's three reasons reasons we're breaking up:

• Our personalities don't match-- according to (made up citation) people with you type are toxic.
• Your idiology doesn't match mine-- you don't believe in White South African genocide.
• We aren't compatible-- our personalities aren't complimentary.

And so on. Lol

Em dash will sour your milk and lose your car keys. It will cause your socks to become odd pairs and fart in the lift when your crush alights. Em dash is responsible for the failure of the mars climate orbiter but ran a successful misinformation campaign against SI units.

I'm so sorry your chat bot broke up with you :(

Finally, something worse than being broken up with via text.

I use em AND en dashes...