Rome lasted 1,480 years.

Uh, yeah, not like this.

If you're sitting around waiting for the empire to fall, then it's never going to fall. Empires fall because people make them fall.

And it's going to be achieved with blood...

Mean, mode, or median?

What's the standard deviation look like?

Even if this statistic wasn't bullshit, this comic has an inherent cruelty to it that ironically feels very American

Empires don't end, they fizzle out.

The 250 year thing is basically completely made up BS

I hate to be nitpicky about a meme but I love to be nitpicky. This claims is based on bullshit statistics that the author made up or bent to his will. The Ottoman empire alone shows this to be incorrect but Rome too stands out. Besides, what would an arbitrary amount of time have to do with the collapse of complex economic systems. Its bullshit idealism and I hate seeing it.

I am begging the US to collapse though

Of course this is incorrect, go look up an empire and see.

... Roman empire got over 1000 years, Ottoman's got 623 years, Mongol empire only got 162.

...and Italy, Turkey, and Mongolia are still around, they're just not empires anymore. They're Nations.

Pic unrelated

(I'm /j)

Made-up bullshit

I want to believe