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[-] [email protected] 228 points 1 week ago

no Google

I do not believe you.

Arch Linux

Okay, fine. A rare sighting.

[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago

There are dozens of us. And we are used to reading manuals, since we first installed our system.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

They did it before the Internet was even a thing, my friend.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

I was there. I was one of them. I just chose to use tools to make my life easier. Call me a sell out, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Nope, not a sell out. Just a person using the tools at hand. You can't just live in the past. You did it without Google back then because there was no Google and you had to use what you had to use. Now you use Google, because again, you have to use what you have to use. In the end, I personally only care about the outcome.

I just chose to use tools to make my life easier

If you don't then I'd call you stupid. Keep doing that, friend. That's the best way actually. You want your life easier so you can put out great work.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I remember using man pages when I was contributing to a C open source project back in the day.

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[-] [email protected] 95 points 1 week ago

Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago

Is psychopatl an Aztec insult I don't know about?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Someone cropped the last line? What a sociopatl

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

(For any nerd wondering, the name of the language is Nahuatl but I guess Aztec language is more recognizable for the sake of the joke lol)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Type of dinosaur I believe

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Is this supposed to be a joke or have we truly gotten to the point where ... coding in a terminal via like hyprland or w/e, without relying on an what is basically an annoying tutorial character from a video game that acts as an assistant...

This is psycopathy?

Having actual competence in one's field?

Oh god we're all doomed, they'll soon be alternating between worshipping us demigods, or burning us at the stake.

EDIT:

Welp, I'm sure thats a good sign, lol.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure it's gonna be the stake

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

It's a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Why not both? Probably worshipped at the stake.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

I use:

  • DuckDuckGo
  • Neovim
  • ~~rusty~~ dusty IdeaPad
  • ~~Arch~~ NixOS btw

I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

Am I also a psychopath?

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Yesterday I spent about 2 hours trying to get ChatGPT to walk me through the install process of putting Arch on a 2011 MacBook Air. It just wouldn’t work and the further along we got the harder it seemed and I really thought that using AI was necessary. I finally gave up and read the Arch Wiki and had it installed in under 45 minutes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

That tracks. The AI push is extraordinarily premature. It makes sense that capitalist idiots see mass layoffs as improvement, but rational people do not.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

I can’t live without vim.

Sometimes I wander into vscode but it’s less productive for me.

Plus vscode has weird name inconsistencies (the app is called visual studio code, it’s branded as vscode, and the menu bar says Code), which is probably normal for Microsoft but unusual elsewhere.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As another Helix user, I'll gladly accept the high five 👏

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I should fork vim and call it 'death', so I can shout "give me vim or give me death!" any time someone suggests a different editor.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Raw dogging development

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I had an internship 15 years ago where I was forced to write C++ with no internet access. I had to use a programming manual and man pages.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Like an animal.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I can still do this provided that the language is Perl. But the few cases when I actually have to do so are rare, and never in public.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Well yeah, Perl is write-only. Larry Wall asked the monkey's paw for a language that works on the first try. What's onscreen are your raw brain patterns.

Thank god it runs like crap. Optimized C isn't pretty, but any project that compiles proves someone looked at it more than once.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

The true psychopaths are those sweating about which tools other people use

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

That's impossible. He would be too busy telling everyone that he uses Arch to get any work done.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

imagine programming on an electric computer. i exclusively generate punch cards for crank operated adding machines

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Just straight up raw-dogging it

[-] DominatorX1 12 points 1 week ago

My cycle goes : think think think, draw, think, draw, think, write code for a day or 3.

I use an ide or a text editor. never use that other stuff.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Back in my day we would program using office hole puncher and going to a library every time we needed to look up some API information.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

It's a fine operating system, what editor do you use?

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