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What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?
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Kat.
Pubert
We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.
Cougar
Rover
My friend used to have a cat called Chevy, which was originally short for Le Chevalier but changed to be short for Chevy Chase because they were both assholes.
Years back, one of mine was named Dag.
tetris11
Fuckboy
Mewphistopholes
Entree.
Mutt
Chad
Jake
Cromulent fuckcrustable
Rat
Tggr.
Global Thermal Nuclear War
My kitten is called Maxim Schnorky. According to him a certain amount of ethically doubtful compromise is okay if that keeps the cat food coming in.
Rapeseed
Would be similar to other plant names like Daisy, Rose, Iris, Poppy, Lily, Holly, Petunia
The plant is called rape. The seed is rapeseed.
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Rover
Cat
Mork
Skrumpy
Gargarensis, although I can't imagine why .....
mister/miss furball
just incredibly lame, and soy in a boomer way
Assmagnet
Steve, short for Stephen.
Lucifer
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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