Eugene

Kytteigh

Dog.

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Dog

Oh boy, someone hasn't heard about H.P. Lovecraft's cat.

xXx-=The_Mouse_Sl@yer_69=-xXx

My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for

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Doggo

Jizzlord

Adolf Kitler

Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.

Schrödinger

Grunch

We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.

We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.

voidfucker

Id go with genocider or any variant like bird genocider, lizard genocider

Nyan

I once had a cat named Pants

Sextoy.

You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.

Himmler.

Lo mein

You know that cute thing vets do when they come out to the waiting room and call the cat's name?

They won't do that if you name your cat "Shithead".

Meowssolini

Pussydawg

Slartibartfast. Slart or Slarty for short

Fido

Fido