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What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?
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Meowzer'); DROP TABLE Cats;--
Little Kitty Tables
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Dog
My uncle had a pitbull named "kitty kitty".
Atleast that's what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he'd always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty... ".
Siri or Heygoogle
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
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H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
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Oh boy, someone hasn't heard about H.P. Lovecraft's cat.
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We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
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Nyar-hee! Nyar-huu! Nyar-hoo! Nyar-ha-hah!
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I named a black cat Svartur. I also had a cat named Potet. ("Black" and "Potato" respectively.)
We also have one named Azathoth, or Azzie for short.
Schrödinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
That name rings a bell
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Adolf Kitler
Chairman Meow
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I once had a cat named Pants
I had a cat that my partner nicknamed pants. He answered to it.
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Himmler.
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
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Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.
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Doggo
Meowssolini
Slartibartfast. Slart or Slarty for short
That's a fantastic name
The mice don't agree.
Kat.
Jizzlord
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Fido
Pubert
Fido
Kytteigh
Cougar
voidfucker
Nyan
Rover
tetris11
We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.
Entree.
Jake
Chad
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this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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