Same with Turkish oil wrestling.

"Why are you guys oiled up in nothing but leather shorts?"

"It's...a sport"

"Why is your hand down his shorts?"

"...it's how you win."

"What drunken German gynecologist invented that sport?

'First, i vill dress like a sperm, then i vill shove an ice skate up my ass, then i vill go balls first down an ice chute. Ya. Dat vill be fun.'

'But Hans, how vill you steer?'

'I vill do kegels! Ya!'"

Robin Williams

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