Pretty much every song played by Walmart radio

Butterfly by Crazy Town

Whichever 21 Pilots "song" was played most recently in my vicinity.

Anything by guns and roses. I've turned off other people's radios at work when they come on. It's almost started fights but that shit can fuck right off. I can deal with anything else but there's so etbihg about gnr that gets up my nose.

Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt.

Baby shark

Game Over by Falling In Reverse

Just listen to the first line and you'll understand

Watermelon sugar

Anything written by Sabrina Cuntpunter.

What a toxic, abusive, petty little shit she seems to proudly declare herself as.

Sweater weather. I already didn't like the downtempo vibe, but it got painfully overplayed back in the day. Unfortunately, I still hear it occasionally. Anything but that, please.

Body like a Back Road 🤢🤮

Toss up between Jenny (867-5309) for being absolutely disgusting on a conceptual level for glorifying stalker behavior or Owner of a Lonely Heart for going fucking nowhere and then having the audacity to drop a blaring synth note like it's a crescendo before going back to nothing.

I've been trying to find it for a while now, but I can't.

Constantly plays at Tesco supermarkets, goes like A ha a ha a ha, yuhoo yuhoo yuhoo, a ha ha haa haaa haaaa. No lyrics, just womans voice making these, I guess meant to be "happy and excited" noises made into a song that plays on repeat.

Dominick the Donkey.

Was on a very short holiday CD at a very long job.

'Christmas Shoes'. Google it.

MmmBop. I hated it the first time I heard it, I hate it now, and I only have to be reminded of it's existence and it will play in my head because it is so fucking catchy that somebody must have sacrificed the minimum of one newborn to some dark deity that thrives one human suffering.

Skibidi toilet, I hate it with a passion.

Kokomo

Jump by Van Halen

"home" by Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeroes

it's gotta be just about the most banal, saccharine, faux-folksy bullshit I've ever heard.

And it certainly doesn't help that when it came out I was living at home still and my sister played it to death.