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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried not meeting someone, they will never leave that way

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of sick Lego minifig makes a house out of arm leg and torso pieces? You're made of carbon and so is your house, but that doesn't mean it's made of flesh. Now they do use amputated legs as mech hands and decapitated heads as nice railings, but not houses.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol true, but also I'd say that a Lego person and a Lego brick are closer to each other than I am to drywall.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

note to self 📖🖋️ Watch out for Laura.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's true. I met Laura once. She ate my baby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

too late I'm in your walls muahahahaha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good luck. I'm mostly asbestos.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

tasty cancer wool

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the classic cyanide and happiness comic: https://explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He screams for he remembers and wants to forget

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

The carbon based man sits in a carbon based house...

It is only to the outside, non-gingerbread/lego/carbon observer, that it appears weird.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your house is mostly made of wood the same applies to you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which is carbon-based, just like you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Like, for red-haired people?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Vampire: The Masquerade's Clan Tzimisce vibes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

We're carbon based lifeforms living in houses made from carbon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmm... I don't see what the problem is. Maybe people are just assholes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Or they want to remain blind to the horrors our brick brothers face.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I once had someone come visit my place and the first thing they did was laugh their ass off because I had anal beads just hanging off the shower hook. Terminally single, baybeeeee-!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

At least you had some clean beads handy to reaffix their ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would laugh as fuck and find it interesting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They're all embarrassed cause you don't know how to use Legos bro. You're supposed to use your imagination.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Minecraft rotten flesh block