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[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

Have you tried not meeting someone, they will never leave that way

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

What kind of sick Lego minifig makes a house out of arm leg and torso pieces? You're made of carbon and so is your house, but that doesn't mean it's made of flesh. Now they do use amputated legs as mech hands and decapitated heads as nice railings, but not houses.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Lol true, but also I'd say that a Lego person and a Lego brick are closer to each other than I am to drywall.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

note to self ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ Watch out for Laura.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It's true. I met Laura once. She ate my baby.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

too late I'm in your walls muahahahaha

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Good luck. I'm mostly asbestos.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

tasty cancer wool

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of the classic cyanide and happiness comic: https://explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He screams for he remembers and wants to forget

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

The carbon based man sits in a carbon based house...

It is only to the outside, non-gingerbread/lego/carbon observer, that it appears weird.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

If your house is mostly made of wood the same applies to you.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Which is carbon-based, just like you.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Like, for red-haired people?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Vampire: The Masquerade's Clan Tzimisce vibes

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

We're carbon based lifeforms living in houses made from carbon.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Hmmm... I don't see what the problem is. Maybe people are just assholes.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Or they want to remain blind to the horrors our brick brothers face.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I once had someone come visit my place and the first thing they did was laugh their ass off because I had anal beads just hanging off the shower hook. Terminally single, baybeeeee-!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

At least you had some clean beads handy to reaffix their ass.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I would laugh as fuck and find it interesting.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They're all embarrassed cause you don't know how to use Legos bro. You're supposed to use your imagination.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Minecraft rotten flesh block

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