We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.

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[–] 57 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm not sure why, but I did not expect it to be delivered like that lol. imagine being on the lawn press corps.

I remember a satirist saying back in the 80s that the entire purpose of the WH press corps was to follow the prez around just in case he says "fuck" or gets shot.

what a payoff.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    There's a congressional reporter I follow on Bluesky and his old bio included something like... "I follow politicians around in hallways and ask them questions." His factual reportage is very good. But any sort of analysis he does is poop. The contrast always makes me laugh.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In this clip we have Donny saying:

    • Fuck
    • Dropping big loads
    • So long and so hard

    This clip just gives and gives.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Okay but everyone is ignoring him talking about "dropping big loads." Like why phrase it like that lmaoooo

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    They dont know what the FUCK they're doing!!

    Another Trump banger. Can't top "everything's computer" for 2025. But very funny.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    This guy. We'll never see the likes again

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    Mr. Trump, welcome to the resistance.

    Sir, please drop big loads on Tel Aviv for so long and so hard to teach them a fucking lesson. Please, sir.

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  • Just because you don't know what's happening, doesn't mean they don't know what's happening

    • to paraphrase parenti-hands
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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    volcel-kamala

    Vs

    thicc-trump Droppin' big loads

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    This is the moment he became presidential

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    I how he sounds exactly likey boomer dad when he says that 😭😭😭

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Lol I think he's actually pissed off. hahaha

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    I saw a youtube news clip title that made it sound like Trump had a heated gamer moment on live TV.

    Guy forces out cussing like Shadow the Edgehog. tails-trolled

    (How do we not have a Shadow emote yet???)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    and just like that millions of manchildren are pleased with the job he's doing

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