"I bombed Iran, possibly starting WWIII, and all I got was this misspelled tweet."
I wonder if we will ever learn about their suicides during WWIII
The year is 2025.
The US President just bombed Iran.
He goes on twitter and writes: "YOU JUST GOT DONAK'D!"
He pulls of his face.
It's Ashton Kutcher.
The son of a bitch did it again.
I would welcome that at this point.
Hes got to be drunk tweeting, right? Right??
How do you misspell your own name?!?
Trump does not drink alcohol actually. His aversion to it is well known.
He himself has called it “one of his only good traits” and claims its influenced by his older brothers drinking problem who affirmed Trump to not drink.
Personally i believe part of it is he had some bad experiences in his youth of it amplifying his stupid mind. Might be part of his daddy issues being called an idiot too.
So basically Trump does not ever drunk text. He really just failed to spell his own name.
(He does abuse some adderal type drugs though)
i would prefer he just be sauced, as compared to the buffet of drugs he is fed to make it seem like his brain isnt completely rotted away
Why do we believe he doesn't drink, since he lies about literally everything else?
He is a famous high profile figure. We have pictures of him with Epstein and at all kinds of rich people parties.
Not a single picture has him holding an alcoholic drink. Best we get are rumours he had light beer in the 80s and 90s and even those rumours note how mild he drank (like he was just trying to fit in) When every world leaders toasts with champagne he is consistently holding diet coke.
He really is just this stupid while sober.
If he did drink he would boast about how he never gets drunk and can hold all the liquor.
The K is right next to the L?
I didn't think anyone's confused about how a typo occurs... But when you're president and this is how you choose to communicate (a social media platform created to benefit you), you'd think you would proofread and care about the message... or at least your own name.
Obviously the misspelling was deliberate to appear more down to earth. /s
And when you go all caps that usually turns off any autocorrect too.
If a president can't look at their own name in any format and notice it is misspelled, or have one of the hundreds of people at your disposal to double check, before sending out communication to the world it is far worse than the average person making a minor mistake.
I have a hard time deciding what's worse, a president that tweets while drunk or a president that can't spell his own name while sober
Dementia
He keeps talking about the planes safely getting back, I wonder when we're going to find out we lost one...
It was lost due to technical problems as usual.
I didn't know the B stood for Boeing
Slid off the side of the planet, woops
I think it's more that he knows many in his base are pissed that he's dragging us into another war that's going to kill the kids of the people who voted for him. So his desperate consolation is that no Americans died in the first strike.
I'm sure Iran wouldn't keep that a secret
Just wait until those pilots say that they don't agree with what they did, but had to follow orders. Then it'll be "Those UNGREATFUL pilots are from the LUNATIC LEFT. They don't want to SERVE the Great United States of America. And it's only great because of ME. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
🌮
donakd pls
donakd gt fkd
When you get a 0 on the SATs because you can't even spell your own name correctly.
I guess you have to be able to read in order to proof read.
What's funny, I think he signed it to boost those pilots, with a hint of "noticed by the president himself". To show, how much he cares about them. Yet he didn't care enough to take a second to read it.
~The~ ~GREAT~ ~B-2~ ~pilots~ ~have~ ~just~ ~landed,~ ~safely,~ ~in~ ~Missouri.~ ~Thank~ ~you~ ~for~ ~a~ ~job~ ~well~ ~done!!!~
Bank you for your detention on this matter
donny fat fingers, jacked up on adderall, strikes again. What an illiterate fuck.
Isn't spelling your name\knowing your name a typical mental health check?
K and L are next to each other on the KB. While it's a simple typo, it's appalling that the President of the United States can't scan such a short message for errors before sending it out to the entire world.
If he isn't spending two seconds TO MAKE SURE HE SPELLED HIS NAME CORRECTLY WHEN MAKING A PUBLIC ADDRESS, imagine how little thought he puts into anything.
We don't have to wonder, he tells us almost daily!
Why the fuck is he signing his tweets in the first place, and announcing where we keep our bombers?
Possibly one of his “best” tweets, especially since I think he was making a deliberate effort NOT to end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
We need a meme version of him named Donakd. Like the mid 2000s meme characters.
SİGNED DONAKD DAK, YOUR PRESİDEN
İ
DAMN. A lowercase capital I
Donald Drumpf who self identies as Donank just started a war
“The suckers and losers who flew the planes…”
Oh great, he's turning into Matt Damon in Team America.
Missouri large? Why give target for attack?
Whitman Air Force Base is the documented home base for the bombers. It’s not exactly a secret.
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