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[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

You blow the king, obviously.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe you're just not using them right.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well not with that attitude 😂

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Why is that a reaction image?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

It is the most appropriate reaction to someone suggesting windmills blow air like a fan. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

arent windmills usually the ones getting blown?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I actually like this answer better hahaha!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Watch out for the Don Quixote gambit...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I always tilt after seeing that Gambit

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

You die since the king will kill you and bishops can't kill because it's a sin

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Take the bishop.

Assume his post.

Spread the heresy that the White King is the Black Queen’s illegitimate love child.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Mill the wind, obviously

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Subject yourself toward the Dutch king.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Bust out the nethertyphoon

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You have to do something they don't expect from a windmill, harness the earth use a subterranean apc.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Blow a mutha fucka.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Roundhouse kick.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Rotate the 8 squares around you one space counter clockwise.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mill some grains to flour and bring that flour to the queen so she can make some loafers

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

accept the peoples' grain. return the dust.

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