Israel asked him to do it
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It’s interesting to note that Biden didn’t bomb Iran.
Or Obama.
So many missed opportunities for O-bomb-a jokes
Bush was busy doing Iraq and Afghanistan
But women are "too emotional" to be president. Fucking hell, just choke on hamberder already.
The Intel probably came in the form of a new deposit clearing in Trump’s bank account
Who uses bank accounts anymore? They probably bought a bunch of $TRUMP. Doesn't every US President have their own private currency?
You thought vibe coding was bad? Welcome to the age of vibe bombing...
Siri, bomb a middle eastern country.
They were based on Trump being pissed that his little birthday parade was humiliating.
What a year, first we got vibe coding and now vibe bombing... I wonder what's next
Don't forget about the vibe-based deportations
Hopefully vibe-heart attack.
You know I’m lying, and I know that you know, and you know that I know that you know, but I go ahead with a straight face, and you nod seriously and take notes.
The bald faced lies are like the final insult. Even during the lead up to Iraq they made a show of trying to fake intelligence enough to suit their goals. Now it's just, fuck it we ball, and say whatever, who cares, and who cares if they know we're lying, they can't do anything about it.
"There is no intel" describes the entire regime
Vibe waring.
They weren't based on vibes, they were based on orders. Trump's foreign handlers told him what to do and he did it.
Ship Trump to Iran and let them do what they will
vibe coding and now vibe warmongering
Really nice knowing that Nuke country #1 is governed by absolute senile murderous freaks for over at least 10 years now
Vibe Warfare. Where Skynet doesn't have control of the military, but everyone does what it says anyway.
Wasn't the picture of 1970s Iranian women (dressed like US 1970s women) just floating around a couple months along with the attached comment stating "pictures of places before Muslim rule floating around means the US is about to bomb them" or does that just happen every year
Iran was a liberal democracy before the US helped topple it and install the Ayatollah.
The US is complicit in all the violence they did to their people.
Not quite. It was a liberal democracy until the US helped topple it and install the Shah, who was then toppled by Khomeini.
Many such cases of liberal democracies being toppled by the Us in favor of dictators
It really shouldn't be surprising that the US liberal democracy got toppled by a dictator when we seem to love such foreign policy.
Those pics are always floating around. Means nothing.
Maybe the CIA can initiate another coup…ffs.
FTFY: the president’s decision to strike was not driven by any new U.S. intelligence on Iran.
I mean, if Israel has nukes, and Iran has nukes, that should lead to peace, right? But peace isn't what Israel is after. This isn't about peace. It's about eliminating all that think and look different.
the president’s decision to strike was not driven by
any new U.S.intelligenceon Iran.
FTFY.
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