“We’re not at war with Iran,” Vance said on “Meet the Press.” “We’re at war with Iran’s nuclear program.”
You got a philosopher in the White House who is good at saying war is peace in a thousand different ways.
I’m not stabbing this man, I’m stabbing this man’s liver.
I had a game of Civ where Poland declared war on me. They were on the other side of the map.
I didn't see them for 8 turns. Turn 9 I see a horde arrive on my border. Turn 10 - at the earliest opportunity they were able - they asked for peace.
I managed to sink 2 boats.
As a Pole i can confirm, our foreign politics is like that. Except nowadays we just ride USA aggressions so there is no declarations of either war or peace.
This was my exact first thought after seeing the announcement
Holding a gun to someone’s head is a good way to get them to agree to peace. I’m not saying it’s right and they might not be happy about it but they will agree. At least for now
Punch buggy. No punch backs.
This gives "the fuckin loser on the playground that thinks he's hot shit, goes to start a fight and then screams no fighting no fighting!! before the person can hit back."
