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[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 51 points 11 months ago
[-] tordenflesk@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago
[-] jaykob@feddit.org 7 points 11 months ago

a woof terrace

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago

This makes sense. I hadn't considered it. I lived in a place where the position of the sun caused it to be super hot indoors late in the day. Cheers.

[-] dumnezero@piefed.social 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

shed.getCurrentTemperature() > dog.getSafeTemperature() (true)

[-] pageflight@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Me (interviewing recently): Could I see an example design doc or some code before we discuss your offer? Hiring manager: We don't do designs, just launch and iterate. And here's some code, it's all fully self documenting. Me: Nope nope nope.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Jeesus, I would have immediately exited the call/room/building without saying a thing.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

Me with my breadbin:

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

It took me a few moments to put that one together. Holy crap, you're right.

[-] atlien51@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago
[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Guero means whitey right? What a cutie

this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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