Oh gods Thank you for this I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

Eat a diverse diet with lots of green vegetables. The fiber is good for you.

Eats sawdust every day, dies from impacted colon

Bro forgot to drink more water too

I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story 😭

Fiber is great, but in general, going from low to high fiber too quickly can do all kinds of gastrointestinal trouble, your microbiome has to adjust - and fiber supplements especially, if taken not as instructed, can indeed cause more severe complications like blockage.

If you don't poop for several days even though you are eating, that needs to be looked at. Anon got lucky it resolved on its own with a nice story to tell.

'my guts are yelling in German' lmao

This is one of my favorite greentexts ever

Fake: anon tried to lose weight
Gay: anon had his ass destroyed by fiber

What the Shakespearean green text is this..

Had a similar experience when I ate fiber cereal as a kid, it was only one day of constipation though. I remember thinking I hadn't pooped and that was weird, I woke up the next day, brushed my teeth and as I walked out of the bathroom I felt something DROP and went "OH GOD!" and ran back in and barely made it to the toilet. I was late for school that day.

Fiber teaches us lessons in moderation. I've been backed up by its overabundance and I've been backed up by its absence.

this was a glorious greentext to behold

How to pass the 3 day no poop challenge! And then some.

Well some weight was lost, at least

This was the funniest story I have ever had

DRINK MORE WATEEEEER!!

@sh.itjust.works Yes it does, whether you want it to or not

Nearly shat myself laughing