How is it that both of them look animatronic?

No rest for billionaires.

They could all wear red clown noses, and just fill the streets. Everyone they see is wearing a red Bozo the Clown nose.

Also, Bozo lost his perfectly lovely wife because he's a fucking monster. And, now, he has that thing standing next to him. I suppose it is more fitting to the monster Bozo has become.

I mean... just look at them... 😲 Is this the life that's supposed to be the goal we should all be striving for? Look at those frozen, plastic faces. The soulless eyes. It's like they're just screaming silently inside. HOW IS ANY OF THIS A GOAL?!? This is why money frightens me.

Honey lets go get married in the city we actively help drown

This reminds me of the 1943 plot to slightly bend all of Hitler's coat hangers.

Will there be a Luigi?

I doooooooooo

Damn. The Italians (and Americans) need to take protesting pointers from the French.

Remember when Parisians shit in the seine river en masse to protest holding water events in it?

This was... Checks watch... Less than a year ago.

He's marrying a woman who looks like a faulty Chinese sex doll. Let him be. Hell regret soon enough.

TIL that this wedding that I heard about quite a while ago hasn't actually happened yet. The context of the news story on it was how outrageously expensive it is.

Theoretically, let's say, bozo the clown is sitting in a gondola floating through Venice, and someone on the rooftop above has a large steel net and at each corner is a very heavy weight.

How heavy would those weights need to be when the net is thrown over the canal, to drag the gondola and occupant to the bottom of the canal?

Fuck him, disrupt baby!

Imagine being so rich and choosing that as your mate , voluntarily. Idfu