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thats food forethought.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

If I need to make an important decision, I'm always sure to eat first. The added nutrients help prime the brain for the cognitive process.

That's food before thought.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

~~Sometimes when I'm feeling drained and realize i haven't eaten all day I'll eat a meal before making a big decision.~~

~~That food be for thought.~~

Edit: Meh. Wasn't different enough.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's ok. Sometimes when I'm hosting sexually promiscous nymphos and have dinner all laid out, I gatekeep the meal jealously.

That food be for the thots.

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025

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