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Anon is a FILTHY reposter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Reposting my all time favorite greentext.

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time
>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
>goalie is choking back tears

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, I have literally done this!

Waitress bussing plates during a busy service Me chefing during said busy service Both collide in the dish area and her hand is mildly bruised. My dyslexic ass trying to say "are you OK?" and "I'm sorry" at the same time. "Are you sorry!?"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I would've died of embarrassment

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Anon's dead already

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

you forgot pocket spaghetti

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

already said he was the chef

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

I would like to allow this

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Still my all time favorite Greentext.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Total classic 😙👌

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023

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