As soon as you wake up one morning, hearing a magnified voice shouting from outside of your house, that "this is the police, we've got the place surrounded!", you'll be deeply grateful for said … err, "guest room". I promise! 😈

to host your turtle friends for a pizza party! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀

In a metroidvania platformer, that's where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that's where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.

A reddit repost from years ago?

Seven days, OP

Our house, in the middle of the street

Must be nice to be roommates with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"why does the hall always smell like a sewer?"

Cowabunga!

But I'm genuinely curious what that is. Doesn't look like a city manhole cover, which would have some identifying markings on it.

What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?

I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.

Praktisch, so ein Revisionsschacht

Cow wow bungus.

Don't leave us hanging OP. Open it.

Mom: Honey, we have ninja turtles at home you can watch any time you want, we don't need to go see the movie.

PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

..for unwelcome guests

Smugglers den

Pretty close to the scene in The Changeling (1980)

Sump?

It Puts the Lotion in the Basket.

Okay so it’s got a Greek meander design so is it Greece?

Enough, get in the sewer

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.