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[-] Isa@feddit.org 59 points 1 year ago

As soon as you wake up one morning, hearing a magnified voice shouting from outside of your house, that "this is the police, we've got the place surrounded!", you'll be deeply grateful for said … err, "guest room". I promise! 😈

[-] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

The police calling that tiktok guy who cleans septic tanks to drill me out of the years of caked up shit and piss

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You get what you deserve to pouring oil down the drain!

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[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tenants

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You won't even know they're there

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 year ago

to host your turtle friends for a pizza party! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I was typing out a question about what this is referencing, and then it occurred to me. Cowabunga, dude!

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

In a metroidvania platformer, that's where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that's where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.

[-] elvith@feddit.org 25 points 1 year ago

Unless you're in Cyberpunk 2077 - then you'll only get fans complaining that you used the wrong type of manhole covers in your game...

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

That was pretty funny though

[-] afox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

A reddit repost from years ago?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Could there be a shittier post than a reddit repost of a literally shit hole in a shit apartment?

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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

I had such a crush on her when that movie came out.

[-] partmussels@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago

Our house, in the middle of the street

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Must be nice to be roommates with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[-] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

"why does the hall always smell like a sewer?"

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago
[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

But I'm genuinely curious what that is. Doesn't look like a city manhole cover, which would have some identifying markings on it.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Well, my danish brothers in the thread seem to think it's either a portal to the abyss or a well.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?

I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I think it's just fart

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 8 points 1 year ago

Praktisch, so ein Revisionsschacht

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Riktigt praktiskt. Man kan se väldigt djupt ner!

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Men det her er tydeligvis en konverteret kælder. Som nok ikke burde have været konverteret. Om brønden så er kloak eller en grundvandsbrønd med en pumpe som sender vand ud i kloakken det ved jeg ikke.

[-] mutilated_sphincter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ser ikke ut som kloakk, ettersom det er åpninger i lokket. I vår moderne verden skal kumlokk til kloakk være lufttette.

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[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Cow wow bungus.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Don't leave us hanging OP. Open it.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is no OP only Zuul!

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 year ago

Mom: Honey, we have ninja turtles at home you can watch any time you want, we don't need to go see the movie.

[-] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

..for unwelcome guests

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

Smugglers den

[-] ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pretty close to the scene in The Changeling (1980)

image

[-] cattywampas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago
[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It Puts the Lotion in the Basket.

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Okay so it’s got a Greek meander design so is it Greece?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Seemingly it's danish!

[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Enough, get in the sewer

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

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