submitted 8 months ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I heard it was going to be a light brunch.

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[-] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 23 points 8 months ago

Dude, not cool. I waited there for 20 minutes, I feel like a tool.

[-] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Probably because you went to the lamp aisle instead of the lamp isle.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Should have waited another 5.

All you can eat stake and eggs.

[-] terminhell@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

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