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[-] [email protected] 160 points 3 days ago

Warned for what?

What offense was committed apart from hurt piggy feefees?

[-] [email protected] 79 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 83 points 3 days ago

He said one officer who dealt with a former door supervisor was not happy about going to the bar on his own.

“If an officer is not happy to visit then how do members of the public feel?” he told the hearing.

Regarding the incident with the DJ, he said “officers should not have to ask for a manager to deal with a situation”.

What fucking losers. These are the people who are (according to their own PR) supposed to risk their lives to protect the public. If the theme song to a children's show and some light ribbing is all it takes to keep you away, fucking resign.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago

“If an officer is not happy to visit then how do members of the public feel?”

Presumably fine, because cops are not entitled to the highest of respect and so the public is perfectly happy to go to said pub.

Imagine being a cop and thinking that if someone didn’t like you that must mean they didn’t like anyone. The fucking ego on these people, I swear.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

"Take my life - but don't hurt my piggy feefees!"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

officers should not have to ask for a manager

Was the officer's name Karen?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

“If an officer is not happy to visit then how do members of the public feel?”

Good ones? Happy 🤷

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

A North Wales pub which played the theme tune to children’s TV show Peppa Pig when police officers visited in October has had it’s licensed reviewed.

I don’t normally pick at nits this small, but this is a newspaper, and it’s the first paragraph. It should be:

A North Wales pub which played the theme tune to children’s TV show [“Peppa Pig” or Peppa Pig (1)] when police officers visited in October has had its (2) licence (3 (inb4 “license,” this is a Welsh newspaper, so I went for the British spelling- either way it shouldn’t have a d at the end)) reviewed.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

God that is atrocious

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

Good thing this was in Wales, in the US hurt pig feefees is the highest crime in the land and usually results in immediate summary execution.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Pigs are intelligent and kind creatures. Please do not insult them this way.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Ah good point, what should I call them?

Law Cunts?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Law Enforcement People.. Lepers?

[-] [email protected] 68 points 3 days ago

Maybe don't be one of the asshole cops? I bet if they had laughed and asked where the donuts were, everyone would have had a chuckle, and the dj would never do it again.

You know these were asshole cops and that's why it was done in the first place.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago

I used to work at a strip club that would play "Fuck The Police" anytime the police came in. We never heard a word about it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

That makes my day.

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