Imagine being out hunting and you walk right near an old injured wild pig and it just sits there staring at you.
Be funny if the Predator pats the guy on the head before leaving.
It follows. Go for a little roadtrip, ez 3 billions.
We can be billionaire buddies because that was my first choice too.
Get laid, go for a road trip, get paid.
The Refregirator (yeah, it's a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It's a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender...) so I'll surely die horribly but I'm all for fighting against electric appliances.
All good until the printer comes after you. Printers are haunted normally, so I imagine under this scenario they'd be even more malevolent...
Krampus. It’s summer rn
Surviving the predator? You mean being part of a minecraft youtuber's discord before your 18th birthday?
I'm sure I could survive 24 hours being hit with a spoon.
Uploaded 15 years ago
God damn, has it really been that long?
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Choo Choo Charles.
Charles can't swim. I'll just take the ferry to an island.
The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case...
Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.
I could probably take Nurse Ratched in a fight.
Godzilla. Then I'd go hang out at the White House.
Shit. He's right. That isn't honorable prey.
Source: Perhaps a predator-alien.
Jack Torrance from the shining
Percy Wetmore from the green mile
Warden Samuel Norton from Shawshank Redemption
Without their context they have little power.
Shawshank is nowhere close to being a horror movie.
Can I go for a horror monster that isn't necessarily from a horror movie? Because if so I'm going for the flying black bedsheets from Harry Potter 3, it's summer and I want a mobile air conditioner. Also it couldn't inflict anything I to me that I don't do to myself, guess it could try to eat my soul but I'm pretty sure I don't have one.
I feel a good amount of them are no match for the .45
Maybe gage from pet cemetery. Im not his dad so maybe I have to punt a child.
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.
I have lived around crazy rednecks all my life (Indiana and Florida). Pretty sure I could outwit 1 crazy redneck, and with 3 Billion I could afford to finally escape this hellhole.
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