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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The worst she can say is "NO".

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The worst she can do is find your holodeck recreation of her.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

With AI being the default search tool now, it would make sense to have an AI assistant assume the identity of the search subject to explain technical matters.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The first version was closer.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The way I heard this joke as a kid was,

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway* bag?"

"I dunno, how?"

"You take the 'S' out of Safe, and the 'f' out of way!"

Then you would hope they actually arrived at the punchline, but you'd often have to prompt them a bit.

*Safeway is a regional American supermarket chain

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

My introduction to the internet was finding a page of elephant jokes. I will never laugh that hard ever again.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Safeway used to be in England as well

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't get it.

Ahh, nevermind.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

“Get the fuck outta way"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

For the record, they're supposed to say, "There's no 'f' in way!" In my experience, they usually say something more like, "What?"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

That makes more sense.

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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