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A full party (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

TFW you join a raid party on a foreign server.

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 11 months ago

Why would one rent an obese man?

[-] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 55 points 11 months ago

We’re delightful and, as the commenter said, we make for great tanks.

[-] MonkeyTown@midwest.social 13 points 11 months ago

I imagine one willing to be rented out would be extra delightful, too.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Sounds like fun. Time for me to gain a shitton of weight and rent myself out as a tank

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 months ago

Same price as a regular man but you get like three times the man!

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago

It's sexist to automatically label any women as a "healer" and we have no idea of the obese man's damage resistance or health bar.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Yeah, to me that's totally a glassy dps, a tanky dps, and a healer. Eating refills his mana.

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Fat Ass Masa?

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